"A person's face is more beautiful than his backside".

(Nikita Khrushchev, former president of the USSR, allegedly uttered this while watching Can-Can dancers during a visit to the USA in the early 60s.)

"We have beaten you to the moon, but you have beaten us in sausage making."

(Nikita Khrushchev, while touring a meat-packaging house in the USA. Well, and the phrase 'to the moon' evidently refers to their Sputnik satellite which had just started beeping over planet Earth. In the end the Yanks were, as we now know, the first to munch Wieners on the moon. Well, unless they have been cheating and filmed the whole shabang somewhere in a studio - as some people claim.)

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