"A person's face is more beautiful than his backside".
(Nikita Khrushchev, former president of the USSR, allegedly
uttered this while watching Can-Can dancers during a visit to the
USA in the early 60s.)
"We have beaten you to the moon, but you have beaten us in sausage
(Nikita Khrushchev, while touring a meat-packaging house
in the USA. Well, and the phrase 'to the moon' evidently refers to
their Sputnik satellite which had just
started beeping over planet Earth. In the end the
Yanks were, as we now know, the first to munch Wieners on the moon.
Well, unless they have been cheating and filmed the whole
shabang somewhere in a studio - as some people claim.)